SOFTWARE FOR THE MOVING PARTS.
Everything.
In its place.
Events, stock and operations on one record —
built inside a working venue group, not a software office.
Less to keep in your head. Fewer things that quietly go wrong.
01 / THE GAP
Your enquiry system is solved.
Your accounts are solved.
The bit in the middle is not.
Between the function sheet everyone signed and what the crew actually pulled from the store, most operations run on WhatsApp, a printed sheet and someone’s memory. That gap is where the double-booking hides, where the stock walks, and where the profit on an event quietly disappears before anyone can point at it.
That gap is the only thing we do.
02 / THE PROOF
Proof
3 venues
Built inside a working venue group and running there every day — bookings, stock and events across three properties. It was our own operation before it was anyone’s product.
17 sites
Contracted into a multi-site security operation for job and site control — the same record, a different industry.
R0 on ads
Every client so far came from someone who already used it and told someone else. We would rather keep it that way.
“Reduced leakage — I could see what was happening to the cent.”
03 / THE SYSTEM
One system, one record.
You switch on the parts you need.
Find your
kind of order.
Caterers & function venues
FunctionlyticsLive now
Every function costed. What it billed, what it actually cost, what was left.
Start free 02Event operations
Event Ledger
Quotes, bookings, function sheets and venue conflicts in one record.
Enquire 03Inventory & warehouse
VLMR
What went out, what came back, what is missing — counted, not guessed.
Enquire 04Job order control
JOC
Jobs, sites and shifts logged against one accountable name.
EnquireAVAILABLE TODAY
Functionlytics is already running.
If you cost functions — a caterer, a function venue — you do not need to wait for us. It is live, it is R995 a month, and the first fourteen days are free without a card.
Start the free trialEVERYTHING ELSE
Not sure which one?
That is the normal answer, and it is what the first call is for. Three questions, under a minute, and the reply is about your operation rather than a generic hello.
Tell us where it gets messy04 / HOW THIS GOES
No demo
until we understand it.
- 01
Twenty minutes
A call, not a demo. We ask how your week actually runs and where it stops lining up. If we are not the right fit, we say so on that call.
- 02
We walk the floor
For anything bigger than a single venue we come to you and follow the operation from enquiry to invoice.
- 03
Findings in writing, within 72 hours
A document that names what is leaking and what it is costing you, in your own numbers. The findings are the proposal — there is no separate sales deck.
- 04
You decide with a number in front of you
One price, off a fixed schedule. We move on terms, never on price, and we will tell you which of the two is the better shape for you.
05 / THE THINKING
Everything in place.
Operations in flow.
Mise en place means “everything in its place.”
Like a honeycomb, every part has a place. Our software brings that same sense of order to your operations.
YOUR NEXT MOVE
Less friction.
More forward.
Three questions, then your details. It takes under a minute, and it means the reply you get is about your operation rather than a generic hello.
Prefer email? online@misehyve.com
Step 1 of 3
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SEND US WORK
If you send someone our way, we pay you for it.
R1,000, or one month of their licence — whichever is larger — once their first payment lands. Agreed in writing before the deal closes, the same terms for everyone, and it never costs the person you referred a cent.